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Joke of the Day
"It takes a woman to make a man a millionaire... ...but first, he must be a billionaire."
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"John: we need a new word for foolishness Tom: How about johnfoolery lol John: Ok that's definitely what I'm writing down"
"While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on Corral?"
"What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming."
"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."
"Only redditors would get this [deleted]"
"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"