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Joke of the Day
"If you're having second thoughts, you're 2 ahead of most people."
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"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"
"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."
"[right after my lie detector test] -Make sure that machine shows I've had plenty of the sex ""Sir that's not what it does- -I SAID MAKE SURE"
"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."
"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"Anyone who loses his arms shouldn't just throw them out. You never know when they'll come in handy."
"Any crime sounds better if you add the word ""silly"" to it: ""silly murder,"" ""silly rape,"" etc."