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Joke of the Day
"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."
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"An Irishman walks out of a bar"
"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"
"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"
"None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me."