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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"
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"69% People can find something dirty in every sentence. And you are in those 69% :D"
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"what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL"
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