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Joke of the Day

"A guy came to me at the bar the other day and said ""Hey bartender, I don't have much money so give me a cheap shot!"" . . I told him ""your mom is ugly and your breathe stinks"""

"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."

"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."

"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."

"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"

"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."

"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."