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Joke of the Day

"I walked in on my parents having sex last night... Possibly the most awkward 45 minutes of my life..."

"Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited."

"""My place is a mess"" - Every girl, ever.... ""Well in that case, I'm not coming in"" - No guy, ever"

"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"

"Like Hannah Montana Transexual porn is the best of both worlds."

"""Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying."" - my rap battle opponent"

"Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?...No you hang up first! Hello? 911?"

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make airplane noises to put your dick in her mouth"

"Somebody wake up Green Day."

"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"