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Joke of the Day

"""My place is a mess"" - Every girl, ever.... ""Well in that case, I'm not coming in"" - No guy, ever"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Pizza"" ""My new boyfriend who? ""No. Pizza"" ""My future husband who?"" ""No."" ""Playing hard to get who?"""

"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""

"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."

"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"

"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."

"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph.Why?Because he's too short to be an essay."

"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."