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Joke of the Day
"Q: In church, why do they sing hymns and not hers? A: they're misogynists"
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"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"
"""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot."
"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."
"Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let's just skip it."
"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"
"Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town."
"I repaired my drum set after my son broke it... ... ... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."
"What is the Sun's favorite type of music? Sol."