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Joke of the Day

"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"

"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."

"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."

"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."

"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"

"I hate people who love anal sex They're all fucking assholes"

"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."

"I can never talk to my Dad at breakfast because he still reads newspapers. I guess you could say he's behind The Times."