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Joke of the Day

"What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!"

"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"You're only as old as you feel, they say. So, 80. Today it's 80."

"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."

"How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number... you've probably never heard of it....."

"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"

"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"

"Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began"

"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."