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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? he ate the pizza before it was cool."
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"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."
"Medical humour A properly immobilized patient requires no anesthesia."
"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."
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"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"
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"I tried fixing my vacuum the other day on my own... now it sucks even more!"
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