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Joke of the Day
"How do you end a relationship fight? You break it up."
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"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"
"""'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'."" - Pirates If you haven't seen ""Earth without art is just eh"" then you prolly didn't like this tweet."
"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."
"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
"Ordered a side of fries with my meal and the server forgot and they never came. I have been wronged before, but not like this. Not like this"
"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."