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Joke of the Day

"Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you're talking about. - ""That's exactly what ignorant means."" I don't get it."

"They say dad's a transvestite. -Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite! -Son, your mom's in the kitchen."

"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."

"My favourite Halloween joke: ""I was going to dress up as Jian Gomeshi but I figured that would be too creepy."""

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was *out standing in his field*!"

"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"

"It turns out I have my shirt on backwards and I'm wearing two different socks. I apologize for being so flamboyant with my heterosexuality."

"The Aluminati's plan... was foiled once again."

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"I took some pictures of my girlfriend's butt this morning I'm saving them for posteriority."