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Joke of the Day

"Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you're talking about. - ""That's exactly what ignorant means."" I don't get it."

"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"

"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"

"What's the difference between a cowardly sex offender and your job? Your job will always suck"

"Allergies I have allergies to Pollen. I just realized that's plant sperm. Now when people ask ""What are you allergic to?"" and can tell them Plant Spern"

"What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes"

"An apple a day keeps no one away unless you have meticulously good aim."

"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."

"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing him."