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Joke of the Day

"I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."

"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."

"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."

"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"

"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."

"Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now"

"My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed."

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"