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Joke of the Day

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

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"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."
"Just ate a Hot Pocket filled with pasta alfredo because my body is a landfill and I don't ever want a husband"
"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
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"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."
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