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Joke of the Day

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

"How do you get 50 old ladies to yell ""fuck""? Have one old lady yell ""bingo"""

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"

"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"

"I like dating black girls... Because I don't have to meet their dad."

"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."

"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"

"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"

"There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this."