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Joke of the Day

"Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up."

"A Muslim, A Christiana and a Jew walk into a bar, The Muslim blows up the place before anyone could say anything."

"[in bed] Her: Easy, cowboy. I'm not having unprotected sex. Me: No worries! Her: Where are you going? Me: To lock the front door. Her: ..."

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."

"Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined."

"Last night my wife asked me how many women I have slept with I answered just you honey. I was awake with the rest of them."

"I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool."

"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"

"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."