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Joke of the Day

"Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up."

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"

"Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina."

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel... someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!"

"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."

"So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us ""never let go."" Frozen says ""let it go."" Smdh"

"What do Mexicans say on their first day in America? Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."