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Joke of the Day
"The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk."
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"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."
"Two antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"
"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
"I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. ""I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."""
"I used to like banking... ... But then I lost interest."