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Joke of the Day
"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."
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"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"
"twitter might remove the 140 character limit so i'm putting some 800 word tweets with character development & plot twists in my drafts"
"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"
"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""
"Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen."
"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"
"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"
"What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas? IT'S A TARP!!!"
"This joke is the world most peaceful joke... Don't worry. It doesn't even have a punchline."