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Joke of the Day

"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."

"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"

"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."

"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."

"I like my women like I like my wine Red and full of alcohol."

"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"

"What's the difference between a redneck and a gay man? A redneck marries his sister. A gay man marries a brotha."

"Thank God Wolverine isn't italian..."

"Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment."

"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."