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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."

"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"

"The Dominos ""tracker"" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it's not Brad... ...again."

"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"

"Guys.You can't make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me"

"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."

"Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center"

"How does a dog catcher gets paid? by the pound."

"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."

"There are some benefits to having alzheimers For example, you get to meet new people constantly."