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Joke of the Day
"I've been told I'm oblivious. I had not noticed this."
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"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"Fun Prank: If someone leaves their car windows cracked cause it's hot outside, start slipping unwrapped Kraft Singles in their car"
"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."
"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"
"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"
"My wife: ever since you got on twitter you never listen or talk to me any more. Me: yeah spaghetti for sure!"