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Joke of the Day
"I've been told I'm oblivious. I had not noticed this."
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"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"
"Apple watch, loudly: ""It is time for you to poop"" Me: ""A-as I was saying, our investors h-"" Watch, louder: ""It is your optimal poop time"""
"Liquids with high viscosity... Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance? They resist Flo."
"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"
"How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH"
"What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died? Barium"
"A duck walks into a drug store. He says ""Give me some chap stick."" The cashier asks ""Will that be cash or credit?"" The duck says ""Just put it on my bill."""
"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."
"Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!"