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Joke of the Day
"If I knit you a sweater, Computer, will you stop freezing?"
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"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and yelled ""Who slept with my wife?"" and in the background someone replied ""You ain't got enough bullets."""
"You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers."
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