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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."
"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower."
"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
"Boss: You're late Me: Sorry, my clock was set to Australian time Boss: That would make today Saturday Me: You're right. I'll go home"
"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!"