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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"My thoughts today are like underwear, I don't have any clean ones."
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"
"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"
"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"
"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."