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Joke of the Day
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
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"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"
"I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice."
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."
"How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"
"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."
"My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere she's never been before. I told her to try the kitchen."
"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"
"How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? ""No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."""