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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere she's never been before. I told her to try the kitchen."
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"I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."
"What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)"
"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"
"Watching people try to find a lost car in a parking lot is oddly soothing"
"Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit"
"TIL that there is an animal with an asshole on its back A Police Horse"
"Hoe do you call a dog that likes to be on the internet. A Labragoogle."
"My favorite part of The Bachelor is when a crazy emotional girl starts crying and he'd rather kiss her snot-nosed face than listen to her."