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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I was late. I got stuck in internet traffic."
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"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."
"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"
"Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby"
"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"
"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."
"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."
"I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back"
"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."
"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"