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Joke of the Day
"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"
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"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" And poof! He disappears without a tres."
"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"I was gonna tell a joke about boxing... ...then I forgot the punchline. I'll show myself out."
"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."
"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."
"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."