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Joke of the Day
"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"
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"Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !"
"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"
"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."
"How do you know a stranger could be an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."
"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"
"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("
" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"
"What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :("