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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."
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"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"
"I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: ""None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."""
"What do you call a posh Gym? James"
"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."
"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"
"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"