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Joke of the Day
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
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"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."
"What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone"
"Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890."
"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"
"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."
"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""
"What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock."
"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."
"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."