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Joke of the Day

"KID:Dad what's the difference between a gerbil and a rat DAD WHO IS A MAFIA BOSS:A gerbil sleeps in a cage and a rat sleeps with the fishes"

"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."

"Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort? That place sounds wonderful."

"Why are so many computer scientists atheists? Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail."

"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."

"If I had a dollar for every time an idea got shot down in the meeting because ""We don't have the budget"", I would finally have the money to execute that idea."

"Which President is the worst at Jenga? Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers"

"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"

"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"

"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."