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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening"

"Did you hear about the alien megastructures located near the Milkyway? *Handwave* nanobots"

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"I'm rubber, you're glue, we're both living a nightmarish existence as self-aware inanimate objects. Someone please kill us."

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said ""DON'T WALK""."

"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"

"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."

"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."

"i am developing a ground brekaing new app called ""MOneyWallet"", where you earn ""Money Points"" by mailing cash to my house"