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Joke of the Day

"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But I don't know how they got in there."

"What's black & blue and hates sex? A nun wearing a Cubs hat."

"I'm classically trained in the art of Nintendo."

"What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets"

"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."

"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"

"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"

"What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas"

"*Do not consume if seal is broken* I've just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven't found one seal."

"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."