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Joke of the Day
"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
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"APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music. That's me too"
"You hate it ""No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary here"" *pssss* ""What was that?!"" The bouncy castle is deflating"
"I started this new whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!"
"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"
"What did she say while cleaning herself after sex? Well, that's a load off my shoulder"
"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."
"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."
"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"
"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""