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Joke of the Day

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"""I have too much time on my hands and I want to stew in a broth of my own filth."" - People who take baths"

"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"

"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."

"Why were 80% of Chicago police dash cams broken? Because you need to warm up before you kill a nigga."

"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."

"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"

"Interviewer asked me why I'd make a good waiter? Me: You could say I...bring a lot to the table."

"I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up."