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Joke of the Day

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"

"I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests."

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"

"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"

"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime."

"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."