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Joke of the Day
"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"
"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."
"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."
"When I have kids I'm going to tearfully serve them scrambled eggs smothered in ketchup & tell them it's Humpty Dumpty."
"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."
"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"
"I always felt suicidal.. because I'm hanging on by a thread"
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"
"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"