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Joke of the Day
"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
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"[job interview] ""What's your.."" *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic ""Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"""
"My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met."
"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"
"The Walking Dead. Or better known as The Running Living."
"Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap"
"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"
"Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called ""rain checks."" This is bullshit."
"One word to overcomplicate clickbait. [Inception](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ywg0j/one_word_to_overcomplicate_clickbait/)"
"OMFG! THAT'S what 'food baby' means?!?! You guys, I just made a horrible mistake. :("