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Joke of the Day

"My dad keeps trying to teach us... My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care. I'm just not Inuit."

"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."

"Pepsi backwards... Is pep"

"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."

"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""

"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!"

"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"

"You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country. Always asking for change."