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Joke of the Day

"My dad keeps trying to teach us... My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care. I'm just not Inuit."

"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"You see those cows over there? They are outstanding in their field."

"What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."

"What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit? Redditors."

"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."

"Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom."

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"