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Joke of the Day
"I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape."
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"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""
"Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have!"
"Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit"
"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."
"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""
"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."
"How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps"
"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."