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Joke of the Day
"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
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"My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC."
"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."
"And then Satan whispered, hey let's put the alphabet in math"
"They should have cast Daniel Craig in the 50 Shades of Gray movie They could have named his character James Bondage"
"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"
"My cardio is mostly just running out of excuses not to exercise."
"What's left when a jew takes a shower? Their shackle"
"Hot girls on Twitter: Single and straight: 3% Lesbians: 12% Taken and straight: 15% Men: 70%"