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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."
Next Joke
"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."
"Photographers are the worst! They frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall."
"I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case..."
"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."
"*Goes to bathroom *Reaches down to unzip *Discovers pants have been unzipped for the last 4 hours *Starts wearing underwear"
"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies"
"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.... not screaming in terror, like his passengers."