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Joke of the Day

"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."

"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."

"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you"

"Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium"

"Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the battery la"

"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."

"""Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out"" ""Correct English is 'you've run out of tea'. What else?"" ""You've walked out of wife"""