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Joke of the Day

"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."

"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."

"Knock Knock who's there? to to who? to whom."

"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."

"From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, ""Yup"" & walk away."

"7 for a Taken 3 ticket, 3 for a drink, 5 for doritos... ...The only thing they've taken is the piss."

"How many nuns are there in a temple? Nun."

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind."

"The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long"