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Joke of the Day

"The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long"

"I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge."

"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"

"What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?"

"We have bike lanes and carpool lanes. I demand a waterslide lane on every major road."

"The good thing about women who like F1 is that they like men who finish fast"

"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."

"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"

"I found a carrier bag with an England football shirt that someone had just thrown away, I couldn't believe it... Carrier bags are worth 5p these days!"

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."