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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"What do you call an incognito deer? An anonymoose"

"The masochist said to the sadist, ""Hurt me!"" and the sadist said ""No."""

"""Well I should probably get off twitter. I have to be at work in 15 minutes and I haven't even showered yet."" - me and at least 100 of you"

"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."

"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."

"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."

"I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance."