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Joke of the Day

"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."

"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."

"A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high. My teacher asked him why he was so late and he said, ""I don't know, I think there were more stairs than usual."""

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."

"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."

"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."

"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"

"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."

"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist &nbsp; [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"

"A British Major is stationed in the desert with his troops..."