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Joke of the Day

"Kinda scared for 2015 .. Kinda scared for 2015 because 2+0+1+5 is 8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""

"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"

"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"

"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""

"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"

"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."

"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."