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Joke of the Day
"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"
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"I used to be a plumber on the International Space Station Shit was outta this world."
"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"
"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"
"If I got $1 for every time people called me a racist Black people would rob me."
"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"Just texted ""I still love you"" to about 50 random phone numbers."
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."
"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."