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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good year blimp and 365 days of sex one is good year and the other is a great year."

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"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
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"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"
"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"
"""Do you have Coke"" No, is Pepsi okay ""Do you have updog"" What's updog ""Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"""
"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."
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"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"
"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."
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