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Joke of the Day

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce"

"Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn? Fucking firemen."

"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Cut the brake lines on his Prius."

"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"

"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."

"What does the president of Russia call his toilet? Vladimir's Poo Tin"

"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."

"I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers."