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Joke of the Day
"Why do cannibals like doing puzzles? Because it reminds them of how they eat One piece at a time"
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"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."
"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""
"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."
"Since the presidential race has literally a dick measuring contest... who would win the election if the election is decided by dick measurements? Hillary Clinton of course!"
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"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."
"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."
"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."